Funny French Bulldog Mug – Dogs Can’t Count
Oh boy, you haven’t truly tasted the zesty flavour of life until you’ve been catapulted out of dreamland by the dulcet tones of a Frenchie performing a chainsaw concerto at the unholy hour of 3 am. Who on earth would want roosters, alarm clocks, or the overrated tranquillity when you have this bundle of joy?
And let’s not forget their grunts. Each one is like a cryptic Morse code, a clandestine memo from Planet Frenchie to us ordinary earthlings. It’s as if they’re declaring, “Fetch my chow, Alfred, and step on it!”
All jesting aside, French Bulldogs and their snorts and grunts are like the stand-up comics of the pet world – keeping us amused and reminding us that life isn’t meant to be a constant grind. And let’s be real – we wouldn’t trade them for all the peace and quiet in the world!
- A hefty 11oz ceramic mug, perfect for your morning brew or evening tea.
- Boasts a radiant white gloss that outshines even your furry friend’s cheeky gaze.
- It’s dishwasher and microwave safe – because we know life gets messy sometimes.
All orders are sent by Royal Mail Tracked, and include the added bonus of a Postie, for extra bark value.
If you’re interested in getting a set of 4 of these fabulously funny dog mugs, you’re in for a treat!
Simply add 4 mugs to your basket, and the offer for a FREE mug will be applied in the checkout. This all happens automatically if you’re choosing sets of the same dog mug.
Plus, enjoy FREE tracked shipping on ALL orders over £35!
To take advantage of the “buy 3 get one FREE” offer when ordering a mix of different dog mugs, just follow these steps:
- Locate the QR code among the product images.
- Scan the QR code with your phone.
- After scanning, you’ll be prompted to request a discount code.
- Submit your request, and I’ll send a custom code directly to your inbox.
Use this custom code at checkout to apply the offer to your purchase.
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